With the advent of warm weather and longer days, Seasonal Affective Disorder subsides and party season begins. Thinking of throwing your own bash? Steer clear of these themes.
- Nuns with Guns
Combining conservative dress and values makes for a dreary party… until violence erupts.
- The Mewling 30s
Celebrating a decade of prohibition and economic depression.
- Gangsta’s Paradise
Guests may confuse theme with ‘Amish Paradise’ or ‘Pastime Paradise’
- Cruise Ship Epidemic
A guessing game about food poisoning seems fun initially, but vomit stains
- Severed Ears
Limited costume selection: Van Gogh or Blair Witch Project
- Garden Funeral
Guests bring deceased companions, tokens of ex-lovers to bury, grieve in one fell swoop.
- Bills, Bills, Bills
Inviting a bunch of men named William, Destiny’s Child may seem like fun, but is only a good idea if you are a William or Beyonce
- Seis de Mayo
Hungover friends gather to wear ice masks, swallow Advil with Sprite, debate calling number written on arm.
- Sun, Sand and Seniors
Potential confusion between Coeds on Spring Break and Florida retirement community
Not a theme, no matter how hard you try.