Mr. MarsIAm and I went to the beach earlier this month; it was cold and windy. Here was the highlight.
Mr: That duck is scaring the other birds.
MIA: [looking around, confused] A duck?
Mr: That white duck.
MIA: [straining neck to see] Where?
Mr: [pointing] The white duck right there.
MIA: You mean, the seagull?
Note: Mr. MarsIAm is from the Chicago suburbs.