So Unsexy

Topics That Will Steer You Clear of an Intimate Evening

  1. Your irregular self-cleansing schedule
  2. ‘What am I going to tell my grandchildren?’
  3. Child molestation
  4. Parents
  5. Charles Manson
  6. FGM
  7. RPGs (computerized, not IRL)
  8. Bacterial/fungal/yeast infections
  9. “…falling 12 stories onto a bicycle with no seat…”
  10. Explosive diarrhea

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