Hello, sorry to keep you waiting! Please sit down.
So let’s just get cracking – I have a few questions I want you to answer.
Okay, so… how did you first hear about the position?
I saw the sign on the door.
Great… Give me three adjectives that describe yourself.
Bored, tired, and hungry.
Ooooo-kay [writes quick note]. Tell me about your previous work experience and how it has prepared you for a position with our company.
I stocked shelves for 3 years.
Where do you see yourself in ten years?
Celebrating the ten year anniversary of you asking me that question.
Can you tell me about what kind of role you play in a teamwork situation?
Okay, anything else you want us to know about you?
I have to go to the bathroom.
All right, I think this about wraps things up. We’ll let you know by the end of the week. Thanks so much for your interest in the position.