Would you rather… or would you rather
fly… read minds
sue someone who has wronged you… beat them up such that their hospital costs will equal their debt to you
bleed ketchup… cough up change
have sextuplets… adopt a non-signing gorilla and remain childless
receive 100 dollars from 100 grandmothers, but be required to write a personalized thank you card to each grandmother… receive one dollar from your own grandmother
shut your pinky in the car door… paper cut the corner of your mouth
allow a mental patient to give you a haircut… shave one of your arms
increase your height by 25% with a hat… increase your height by 25% with shoes
swim with dolphins… hang out with chimpanzees
lose an election and and your erection, subsequently resulting in a career of representing Viagra… prance around in your underwear on a busy street every day for five minutes
Tags: Bob Dole, chimps, would you rather, Viagra
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