I just Googled the future

… and these were my favorite hits. Copy-pasted for accuracy.

In the future…

  • we’ll all be Harry Potter
  • robots will have feelings.
  • I will wear pants
  • “Far in the future, I see man as Light-born, free from the darkness that fetters the Soul, living in Light without the bounds of the darkness …”
  • it will be possible to use virtual reality to bring the dead back to life.
  • it will be next to impossible to tell girls from boys, even in bed
  • there will be electric eyes, as well as electric ears, electric tongues, electric noses and electric bodies.
  • “In the Future, all Christmas carols will be “Jingle Bells” and will play all year long! All religions will be replaced by a hologram of Santa on the Cross!”
  • I will be missing this connection
  • everyone will be Hitler for fifteen minutes
  • Andy Warhol, where are you when we need you most?

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