Babies

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about having a baby, it’s that if you are going to invest in some feety pajamas, you should really invest in the kind that snap in the front, because the ones with the flap in the back look ridiculous. I mean, have you ever seen Peter Pan with the flap falling open and the poor child’s rear is exposed? What kind of peer torture did he suffer for years to come? While his struggle is a silent one, don’t facilitate your own baby’s public humiliation. Snap up the front. He or she will thank you someday – when you get put in a “community for active seniors”, your spawn will think of your kindness and spring for a room with a nice balcony and maybe a card table.

I’m just sayin…
Feet jammies

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