What Is Keeping Us Awake?

  1. Incessant beeping of smoke alarm/clanking of hooka tentacles
  2. Neighbors’ sex
  3. (fear of) Sleep apnea
  4. Beating of hideous heart
  5. Raven rapping at window
  6. Jay-Z rapping at window
  7. 99 Problems
  8. Sobbing wife
  9. Compulsive bedspread smoothing
  10. Legume under mattress
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