What Have We Been Sleeping On?

  1. Associates Degree in Business Management vs Accounting
  2. Hairbrush to simulate porcupine (childhood pet)
  3. Moving out of basement
  4. Textbooks (for osmosis purposes)
  5. Shame for murdering, chopping, hiding tax collector in wall
  6. California King Sealy Posturpedic (dual controls for heating blanket)
  7. Digital cable
  8. East side of bed – proper feng shui
  9. Sex with Meatloaf vs Normal life
  10. GM purchase
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