From Mr. Garden Scrubs himself:
“Many of you have been asking me individual questions regarding your own lives. I can’t possible reply to them all, so I just picked a sampling, and posted replies. You’ll know who you are…
- To Sarah: Seltzer should get that out.
- To Amelia: Oh no he didn’t!
- To Gary: Try ointment.
- To Bruce: Be careful, sometimes they nibble and it tickles, but I’ve seen them bite.
- To Karen: They like partial sun and lot’s of water
- To Cecilia: As far as I know, there’s no noogett in Skittles.
- To Lester: Uncuff him and call the police.
- To Tammy: If you wanna know where he’s been grazing, just smell his hooves.
- To Jermaine: Jermaine, just be the bigger man and apologize to Tito.
Wise, wise man.