Terry Schiavo and Pope John Paul II: Pearly Gate Small Talk

PJPII: Havent I seen you somewhere before?
TS: CNN dot com?

TS: Isn’t it strange how many people were trying to prevent my death…
PJPII: And how many people were looking forward to mine?

PJPII: As I always say, an excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie…
TS: Well, an excuse to lie dying sounds pretty terrible to me.

PJPII: Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn’t misuse it.
TS: I was brain dead for 20 years!
PJPII: Scuza

TS: Tom DeLay said my death happened because our legal system did not protect the people who need protection most
PJPII: That bleeding heart liberal! The vow of celibacy is a matter of keeping one’s word to Christ and the Church.
TS: I think you’re confused… he wasn’t talking about condoms. I haven’t gotten laid in forever.

PJPII: You have no idea.

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