1. Get drunk, dance on a table with a lamp shade on your head, and break a vase
2. Hide in the coat closet. Every time someone opens the door, scream like a banshee and lunge at them.
3. Replace the keg with non-alcoholic beer*
4. Start a collection for a ‘donation’ to a vague and suspicious sounding cause
5. Insinuate that the host is a child molester
6. Find two people who are obviously came to the party together. Approach the partner of your choice, and start a lover’s quarrel. Accuse them of playing stupid with you, and slap them. Hard.
7. Treat something filled with water (a pool, a fish tank) as if it were a toilet
8. Endear yourself to a guest by crying and telling self pitying stories for a couple hours
9. Shout a celebratory phrase (a la ‘Merry Christmas’) to get people in the spirit, even if it is the Fourth of July
10. Just be yourself
* This may have no affect on other’s behavior