As many of you may be aware, it is my greatest wish that I could have a video camera and voice recorder with me wherever I go, recording everything I see and hear.
Why, you ask? Personal entertainment.
Not blackmail, exactly, as I wouldn’t wish bad things on (the majority of) people who I interact with regularly. I would just really enjoy recording quotes out of context, and creating a movie of all the ridiculous things I have heard over my lifetime. Here’s an example.
Person A: Is there any other reason that not using a condom would be bad, aside from STDs and pregnancy?
Person B: Hmmm… (thinking) well, if you have a yeast infection, you can pass it on to your partner…
Person A: Eww… anything besides that?
Person B: Well then… No, nothing bad can come from not using a condom.
The bolded indicated a fantastic out of context quote just waiting to be recorded.
Here’s another example
Person C: (attempts to kiss person D)
Person D: (laughing uncontrollably) Ha ha ha ha ha… I’m too silly to kiss you right now.
Person C: I am going to kiss you whether you’re silly or not
And now, with dubbing
Person C: I am going to [fuck] you whether you [like it] or not.
The possibilities are limitless, really. In the meanwhile… I’ll be writing it down, the old fashioned way.